Quote by Elayne Boosler
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life, and… the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use. – Samuel Johnson

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The man who has no money is poor, but one who has nothing but money is poorer. He only is rich who can enjoy without owning he is poor who though he has millions is covetous. – Orison Swett Marden

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If you can actually count your money, then youre not a rich man. – J. Paul Getty

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