Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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The truth was you cant continue to spend the kind of money our spending on all these entitlement programs. I think we need more people in public life who are willing to say, no, we cant afford certain things. No, we cant do certain things. – Chris Christie

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Money

When you try to find funding for a VVA function, it doesnt seem like its any trouble at all. People come out of the woodwork with their money to help out because we went over and fought a war. – R. Lee Ermey

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Money

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. – Dolly Parton

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Money

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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Money

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Before I went to jail, I was active in politics as a member of South Africas leading organization – and I was generally busy from 7 A.M. until midnight. I never had time to sit and think. – Nelson Mandela

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Music begins to atrophy when it departs too far from the dance. – Ezra Pound

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