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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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Money is a poor mans credit card. – Marshall McLuhan

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Ive never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a fat cat and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a public-spirited philanthropist. – Ronald Reagan

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There is a great difference between Christianity and religion at the south. If a man goes to the communion table, and pays money into the treasury of the church, no matter if it be the price of blood, he is called religious. – Harriet Ann Jacobs

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Music has always been my back door to life. It is important for people to find something that excites them. I like the concept that if you do what excites you, you will be rewarded generously, whatever form reward takes, which is not necessarily money. – Brandon Boyd

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Im blessed with a good pair of ears. Thats how I fooled my piano teacher. Id watch his fingers and Id listen to it, and I just kind of basically learned it by myself. – Eddie Van Halen

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