Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Any fool can make enough money to survive. Its another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. Its a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life. – Robert Fulghum

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Money

Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. – Author Unknown

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Money

I dont want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. – Marilyn Monroe

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Money

But, having a perfume and license, in general, is a financial necessity. A designer must, to reap back the money spent on prototypes and all that sort of thing. – Vivienne Westwood

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Money

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Capitalism would have never let me be a filmmaker, living in Flint, Michigan with a high school education. I was going to have to make that happen myself. – Michael Moore

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All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul. – Alexander Pope

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