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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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People may take a job for more money, but they often leave it for more recognition. – Bob Nelson

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Money

I have plenty of money, unlike other Hollywood celebrities or athletes that have not invested well. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Money

To give money to a woman – and here I must speak as a man – is to deny her special quality, her irreplaceability, and reduce her unique amiability to a commodity. Money takes away her name, while transforming her lover into a nameless customer of a market of appetites. – James Buchan

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Money

Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show. – Lady Gaga

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Money

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When force of circumstance upsets your equanimity, lose no time in recovering your self-control, and do not remain out of tune longer than you can help. Habitual recurrence to the harmony will increase your mastery of it. – Marcus Aurelius

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We have one life it soon will be past what we do for God is all that will last. – Muhammad Ali

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Im very comfortable with how I look. I always have been. I think I look pretty good. Theres nothing I want to change. Im pretty happy with what Ive got. – Avril Lavigne

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What affects men sharply about a foreign nation is not so much finding or not finding familiar things it is rather not finding them in the familiar place. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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