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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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Elayne Boosler
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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It is a fact that around the world the elites of every country are making money. – Hillary Clinton

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Money

What is there that money will not do? – Anthony Trollope

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Money

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh. – Larry David

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Money

I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope

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Money

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You read a script and its based on Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, and it goes right in the bin. – Tim Roth

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