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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. – Jules Renard

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The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain. – Jane Bryant Quinn

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Money is like hormones. Its just how you feel on any given day. – Janice Dickinson

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But human nature dictates that there will always be cheaters. Thats inevitable. Where theres money involved and glory, there are going to be people that cheat, and there will always be ways to cheat. – David Millar

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