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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Other Quotes from
Money
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If I have enough money to eat Im good. – Shia LaBeouf

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Money

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook. – Hedy Lamarr

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Money

Criminals are never very amusing. Its because theyre failures. Those who make real money arent counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. – Orson Welles

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Money

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it a mistress, if thou knowest not. – Horace

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Money

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I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries. – Frank Capra

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Film / Filmmaking / Movies

God is waiting eagerly to respond with new strength to each little act of self-control, small disciplines of prayer, feeble searching after him. And his children shall be filled if they will only hunger and thirst after what he offers. – Richard Holloway

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strength

Smile! It increases your face value. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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Smiles

The clouds, — the only birds that never sleep. – Victor Hugo

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Sky & Clouds