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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. – Dolly Parton

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Its all about the money. – Joseph Jackson

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As long as I can make lots of money in other businesses, Ill continue to subsidize my own work. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Money wont make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves. – Zig Ziglar

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Light and funny has a more compelling quality when youre younger. But I havent abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. Its just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I cant convincingly portray at this age. – Julia Roberts

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Courage to be is the key to revelatory power of the feminist revolution. – Mary Daly

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All farewells should be sudden, when forever. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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If you dont have any fight in you, you might as well be dead. – Scott Caan

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