Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler