Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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There was one thing my daddy wouldnt tolerate in any shape, form or fashion, and that was being unkind or rude to somebody. That was just very important to my folks. And as it turns out, that was a legacy that he left me that money cant buy, is how to be able to treat people. – Paula Deen

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A bank book makes good reading — better than some novels. – Harry Lauder

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There are probably several hundred thousand if we narrow the definition to include only those who in their search for money and power are ruthless and deceitful. – Henry A. Wallace

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Money is like water: in sufficient volume, it erodes the bedrock of principle, and cuts its own channel. – Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com

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All my books are up, my pictures hung, my standing desk in position, chairs and lounge, et cetera. Everything harmonizes with the fresco. I could not have a pleasanter study. – Edward A. Lawrence, Jr., letter to his mother Margaret Woods Lawrence, 1889 Sept

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