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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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I dont think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and thats what counts. – Angelina Jolie

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A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. – Joe Moore

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It is easy to be independent when youve got money. But to be independent when you havent got a thing, thats the Lords test. – Mahalia Jackson

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I dont talk about money. – Kim Kardashian

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