Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Lets be honest, I have enough money to never have to work again. – Emma Watson

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If you wait until your children are high school seniors to spring it on them that theres not a whole lot of money for school, they wont have too many options. – Suze Orman

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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me. – Anna Nicole Smith

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If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it? – Davy Crockett

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The longer we live, the more we find we are like other persons. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Im ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me… and my father is a decidedly private person. – Lena Dunham

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