Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich mans joke is always funny. – Proverb

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen

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Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands. – Ryszard Kapuscinski

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Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does. – Mason Cooley

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Ive hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think Im a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. Thats what I get for being a single dad – suspicious looks at the playground. – Dominic West

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