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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Money
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All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas – not money. – Robert Collier

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Money

People will always choose more money over more sex. – Doug Coupland

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Money

Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to impress people they dont like. – Will Smith

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Money

Weve got to put a lot of money into changing behavior. – Bill Gates

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Money

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The relationship with a live audience seems to me to count for more. – Cyril Cusack

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relationship

Most people want security in this world, not liberty. – H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

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I could I trust starve like a gentleman. Its listed as part of the poetic training, you know. – Ezra Pound

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Trust

I think through education, belief in God, and good engineering, our children become a lot better at what theyre doing than we did, and that starts with the very first sign of life on the face of this earth. – Evel Knievel

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Education