Quote by Elayne Boosler
Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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One argument goes that recessions are good for female artists because when money flies out the window, women are allowed in the house. The other claims that when money ebbs, so do prospects for women. – Jerry Saltz

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I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers. – Kid Rock

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Money

We have a new generation of very rich people who want to do more with their money than buy a lot of expensive toys. They want to live meaningful lives. – Peter Singer

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Money

What money is better bestowed than that of a schoolboys tip? How the kindness is recalled by the recipient in after days! It blesses him that gives and him that takes. – William Makepeace Thackeray

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Money

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Im a huge Wes Anderson fan I would faint if I met him, let alone got to work with him. – Emma Roberts

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Oratory is the power to talk people out of their sober and natural opinions. – Joseph Chatfield

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Speeches

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Health

There is no dramatic difference in happiness on the part of people who are wealthy. – Deborah Norville

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