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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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