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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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Humorous

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Humorous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

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