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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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I am against all war. – Sophia Loren

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You do the policy, Ill do the politics. – Dan Quayle

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Im not an American, but I have this weird connection to America in different ways through my dad living here for five years, my godfather being an American who Im very close to. – Damian Lewis

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Sexiness, particularly in movies, is the chess game in the Thomas Crown Affair. Its, its, I dont know, but Faye Dunaway comes up a lot in that thinking. Its the subtlety of sexiness. The moment you try to be sexy, then its not. – Daniel Craig

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