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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Category:
Sports
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway. – Mary C. Crowley

Category:
Cancer Support

Accept the consequences of your actions in order to become the agent of your mental, physical, spiritual and material success. – Les Brown

Category:
Responsibility

I didnt have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, time enough, lets say, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing! – Henry Miller

Category:
inspirational

It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving, it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. – Thomas Paine

Category:
Happiness