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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Jack Benny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change

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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, you are the happiest man in this country. – James Buchanan to Abraham Lincoln, 1861

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[M]y spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh, 1926

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And I tell you, having girls has made me a much better man. I have friends who are fathers, but they only have boys, and they have the same attitude toward women they always had, you know? And I dont play that… My girls, you mess with them? I will bury you underground. – Mark Wahlberg

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We are all spiritual beings having a human experience. – Anon.

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