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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Jack Benny
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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Humorous

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Humorous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Mistakes

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice. – Arthur Helps

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Wisdom

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. – Bat Masterson

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How True!

President Obama believes in a country where we invest in education, in roads and bridges, in science, and in the future so we can create new opportunities so the next kid can make it big and the kid afer that and the kid after that, thats what President Obama believes. – Elizabeth Warren

Category:
Education