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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Humorous

The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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Humorous

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Tis so much joy! Tis so much joy! If I should fail, what poverty! And yet, as poor as I Have ventured all upon a throw; Have gained! Yes! Hesitated so this side the victory! – Emily Dickinson

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Joy, Excitement

The souls emphasis is always right. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Soul

I want to go down in history. – Haile Gebrselassie

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History

I think that if you keep your eyes and your ears open and you are receptive to learning, there are skills you can get from any job at all. – Cat Deeley

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Learning