Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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And as far as false hope, there is no such thing. There is only hope or the absence of hope-nothing else. – Patti Davis

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Perhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad. – James Madison

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Home

I is a militant social tendency, working to hold and enlarge its place in the general current of tendencies. So far as it can it waxes, as all life does. To think of it as apart from society is a palpable absurdity of which no one could be guilty who really saw it as a fact of life. – Charles Horton Cooley

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Ill never look down on and I love running into actors who say Oh yeah, I did a soap. I say Tell me which one! Its like being a member of a secret society. – Nathan Fillion

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