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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Jack Benny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. – Voltaire

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Character is the salesperson – George M. Adams

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