Jack Benny's Quote - A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. – Jack Benny

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Random Quotes

Nothing you wear is more important than your smile. – Connie Stevens

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Thus, while many minority groups are the target for prejudice (beliefs) and discrimination (actions) in our society, few persons face this hostility without the support and acceptance of their family as do many gay, lesbian, and bisexual youth. – Virginia Uribe and Karen M. Harbeck, 1992

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There is no reasoning, no process of inference or comparison there is no thinking about things, no putting two and two together there are no ideas – the animal does not think of the box or of the food or of the act he is to perform. – Edward Thorndike

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Ill give up this sort of touring madness certainly, but music-everything is based on music. No, Ill never stop my music. – George Harrison

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