Logo
Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
Author
Jack Benny
Read Quote

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
Author
Jack Benny
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

Category:
Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

The beginning is the most important part of the work. – Plato

Category:
Art

There has never been a protracted war from which a country has benefited. – Sun Tzu

Category:
War

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business. – Washington Irving

Category:
Business

I want to be the Cecil B. DeMille of science fiction. – Steven Spielberg

Category:
Science