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Quote by Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Random Quotes

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. – Ronald Firbank

Category:
Society

Although… the Chief Magistrate must almost of necessity be chosen by a party and stand pledged to its principles and measures, yet in his official action he should not be the President of a party only, but of the whole people of the United States. – James K. Polk

Category:
History

Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away. – Clarence Darrow

Category:
Hope

Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate the gift of taciturnity, and consume your own smoke with an extra draft of hard work, so that those about you may not be annoyed with the dust and soot of your complaints. – William Osler

Category:
Complaining