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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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Humorous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Humorous

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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Humorous

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Science by itself has no moral dimension. But it does seek to establish truth. And upon this truth morality can be built. – William Masters

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Science

The food in Sydney is an Asian Pacific cuisine. Its eclectic but above all its fresh, inventive and creative and thats what I love about it. – Baz Luhrmann

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Food

Western civilization, unfortunately, does not link knowledge and morality but rather, it connects knowledge and power and makes them equivalent. – Vine Deloria, Jr.

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Knowledge

For every failure, theres an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. – Mary Kay Ash

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Failure