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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Humorous

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

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There are things I cant force. I must adjust. There are times when the greatest change needed is a change of my viewpoint. – Denis Diderot

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We were doing it under the most extraordinary circumstances, but the first out of the tent in the morning would be David Lean. He said to me on the very first day of shooting, Pete, this is the beginning of a great adventure. – Peter OToole

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You know what I like to do on a Sunday morning? Clean my house. I really enjoy it its my ritual. I require tidiness, actually. I have to have everything spotless before I can relax. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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