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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

He whom the gods love dies young, while he is in health, has his senses and his judgments sound. – Plautus

Category:
Health

. . . although a skilful flatterer is a most delightful companion, if you can keep him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. – Charles Dickens

Category:
Flattery

What makes a woman beautiful is her loyalty to and her friendships with other women, and her honesty with men. – Vanessa Marcil

Category:
Men

Willing or preferring is the same with respect to good and evil, that judging is with respect to truth or falsehood. – Anthony Collins

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respect