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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

Category:
Humorous

All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

Category:
Humorous

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We would like to get to a point in our society where people really are colorblind and this message would not have to be told anymore. Unfortunately, were not there yet. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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