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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Jack Benny
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

Category:
Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

If you can eat 70 percent raw or introduce raw into your diet, it will help your health. – Carol Alt

Category:
diet

If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

Category:
Chocolate

I tasted freedom and I really liked it. – Phil Lynott

Category:
Freedom

Marriage is the sunset of love. – Proverb

Category:
Marriage