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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Category:
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Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. – Robert Burton

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Theres the conventional wisdom, of which I have none, where you get a record deal, you get a publicist, you get a campaign, and you do the tour, but none of that adds up to things like nuance and subtlety and dynamic. – Chris Robinson

Category:
Wisdom

God is another name for human intelligence raised above all error and imperfection, and extended to all possible truth. – William Ellery Channing

Category:
Intelligence