Quote by Elayne Boosler
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade anot

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. – George Orwell

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The highest prize in a world of men is the most beautiful woman available on your arm and living there in her heart loyal to you. – Norman Mailer

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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There is nothing wrong with men possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess men. – Billy Graham

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