Quote by Elayne Boosler
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade anot

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority. – Mary Wollstonecraft

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Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious. – George Orwell

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The most positive men are the most credulous. – Alexander Pope

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He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. – Immanuel Kant

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I used to eat because food tastes so good. I love food, its one of the best things on this planet. But I changed the way I was thinking. I started asking myself, Hey, am I eating because it tastes good? Or because I really need some more? Am I really still hungry? – Jordin Sparks

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