Quote by Elayne Boosler
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade anot

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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But while they prate of economic laws, men and women are starving. We must lay hold of the fact that economic laws are not made by nature. They are made by human beings. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I shall never be a heretic I may err in dispute, but I do not wish to decide anything finally on the other hand, I am not bound by the opinions of men. – Martin Luther

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Injustice, poverty, slavery, ignorance – these may be cured by reform or revolution. But men do not live only by fighting evils. They live by positive goals, individual and collective, a vast variety of them, seldom predictable, at times incompatible. – Isaiah Berlin

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Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. – Author Unknown

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