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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more w

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Words do two major things: They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness. – Jim Rohn

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Salt looks like sugar. – Proverb [Be careful who you trust. —tεᖇᖇ¡·g]

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Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. – Joseph Epstein

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