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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more w

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Justice requires that everyone should have enough to eat. But it also requires that everyone should contribute to the production of food. – Elias Canetti

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Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. Its like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in the sunlight, or at the first notes of a jingle for a dog food commercial, will flick the memory switch, bringing tears to your eyes. – Meghan ORourke

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I dont need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food. – Mark Hyman

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My Mom always cooked healthy. Greek food lends itself to cooking healthy. – Cat Cora

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