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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more w

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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