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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more w

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I got into shape because I took kick-boxing lessons every day to prepare for a fight scene with Taylor Lautner. I really wanted to lie down and eat Chinese food, but I kick-boxed every morning and ran. If someone was filming you with your kit off, youd do the same thing. – Jason Isaacs

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No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. – Christopher Morley

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. – George Bernard Shaw

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and theyre naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where theyre going to be dressed, and theyre going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. – Louis C. K.

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