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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Cleanliness is next to impossible. – Author Unknown

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I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. – Heloise Cruse

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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