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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Anger
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home…. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. – Nancie J. Carmody

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Housework

Dust is just a country accent. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. – Erica Jong

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Housework

Random Quotes

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. – Buffalo Bill

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Learning

The naive follow their hearts. The wise lead with their hearts. – Author Unknown

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Heart

An inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. – Walter Bagehot

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Speaking

Value your freedom or you will lose it, teaches history. Dont bother us with politics, respond those who dont want to learn. – Richard Stallman

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Freedom