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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Roseanne Barr
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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Housework

It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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Housework

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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Housework

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home…. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. – Nancie J. Carmody

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Housework

Random Quotes

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it. – Frank McKinney Hubbard

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Gardens

Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties more anxious to agree than to disagree. – Dean Acheson

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Diplomacy

When it comes to true humility in the face of history, nothing beats complete silence. – Lev Grossman

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History

Republican values – strong families, faith, personal responsibility and freedom, among others – are not unique to specific subsets of the electorate. They are universal values, and it is Republicans job to remind Americans of that fact. – Gary Bauer

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Faith