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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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Housework

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. – Sun Tzu

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The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. – John Spencer

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Yes, there is a story about Agent Orange, and we knew that it harmed our troops and we knew how long it was to get the medical community to accept that, the military to accept it, the VA to accept it. – Christopher Shays

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In Barack Obama, Democrats have put forth a man of strong religious faith who is comfortable connecting his spiritual life to his public role as a policymaker. – Mike McCurry

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