Logo
Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Anger
Author
Roseanne Barr
Read Quote

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
mom
Author
Roseanne Barr
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Housework
category
[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

Category:
Housework

You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter

Category:
Housework

This mess is a place! – Author Unknown

Category:
Housework

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown

Category:
Housework

Random Quotes

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

Category:
funny

I dont cook – I can cook – but Im not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she cant cook either. We would starve if it werent for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals. – Mark Mothersbaugh

Category:
Technology

Man is but a reed, the most feeble thing in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal

Category:
Nature

He stands out among the beacon lights of history as a man of vision dominated by a definite purpose. – John George Jones

Category:
Columbus Day