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I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me. – Author Unknown

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long. – Sloan Wilson

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This mess is a place! – Author Unknown

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My education and background thoroughly inform my writing. – David Brin

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