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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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Roseanne Barr
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Anger
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long. – Sloan Wilson

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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, “Honey, do this,” and “Honey, do that” around the house. – Jim Lemon

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The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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