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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Personality
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Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. – Erica Jong

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I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It’s amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor. – D.H. Lawrence

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. – Oscar Wilde

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I feel like its always about embracing what it is that you think is wrong with you. Its often times your greatest flaw which actually forays into what is also your greatest strength. – Olivia Thirlby

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I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous and very unhappy. – Brigitte Bardot

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