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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

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I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home…. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. – Nancie J. Carmody

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housekeeping aint no joke. – Louisa May Alcott

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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. – Elbert Hubbard

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In parallel with the development of my interests in technical gadgetry I began to acquire a profound love of and respect for the natural world which motivates my scientific thinking to this day. – Robert B. Laughlin

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Im always interested in mixing technology and music. You know, maybe Ill have a MIDI bass pickup at some point, I dont really think thats the direction I would want to go. – Mike Gordon

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I didnt know a time when there wasnt a war because I spent all my time from the age of two or three to eight in a coal cellar really. – David Bailey

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