Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Anger
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse. – Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

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Housework

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes. – Author Unknown

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Housework

It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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Housework

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

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Housework

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