Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Personality
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it. – Author Unknown

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The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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Housework

Housekeeping aint no joke. – Louisa May Alcott

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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. – Katharine Whitehorn, “Nought for Homework,” Roundabout, 1962

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Housework

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