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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Anger
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Roseanne Barr
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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Roseanne Barr
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Roseanne Barr
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

Please don’t feed the dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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Housework

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Random Quotes

…a great God-wrestling does on inside these wanderers… – Rumi

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Rumi

Those who prepared for all the emergencies of life beforehand may equip themselves at the expense of joy. – E. M. Forster

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Caution

Ive created, directed and choreographed for Lady Gaga since the beginning, so Born This Way, this was musically such an amazing evolution and such a brilliant record. So when she played it for me, it took me a while to find out the visual interpretation that I could give back to her. – Laurieann Gibson

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amazing

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. – Samuel Johnson

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Be Yourself