Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Personality
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Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler

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Housework

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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Im looking for a guy who makes you want to dance and write poetry all day long. – Angela Sarafyan

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I like to abide by the seasons and let the natural flavor in food speak for itself. I use quick cooking techniques of high heat with very little fat, such as quick saute or wok stir-frying. – Cat Cora

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I enjoy all forms of music – pop, classical and opera. – Stephen Hawking

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We must think differently, look at things in a different way. Peace requires a world of new concepts, new definitions. – Yitzhak Rabin

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