Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. – Erica Jong

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I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. – Heloise Cruse

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