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Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Roseanne Barr
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me. – Author unknown (but obviously a Pinterest user with a sense of humor)

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Housework

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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Housework

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, “Honey, do this,” and “Honey, do that” around the house. – Jim Lemon

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Housework

Random Quotes

We are quite rich enough to defend ourselves, whatever the cost. We must now learn that we are quite rich enough to educate ourselves as we need to be educated. – Walter Lippmann

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America

I barely have time for my own children. To adopt more children and not have time for them, that would be poor parenting on my part. – Mary J. Blige

Category:
parenting

Loss leaves us empty – but learn not to close your heart and mind in grief. Allow life to replenish you. When sorrow comes it seems impossible – but new joys wait to fill the void. – Pam Brown

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Loss

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. – Whitney Houston

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Beauty