Quote by Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long. – Sloan Wilson

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Housework

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Housework

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. – Heloise Cruse

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Housework

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Age is not important unless youre a cheese. – Helen Hayes

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Good breeding differs, if at all, from high breeding only as it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully insists on its own rights. – Thomas Carlyle

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good

So, like a forgotten fire, a childhood can always flare up again within us. – Gaston Bachelard

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