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I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. - R

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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