The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck Category: Housework
The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes. – Author Unknown Category: Housework
I dont think kids have a problem with death. Its us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened. – Helena Bonham Carter Category: Death
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. – Alfred Hitchcock Category: Cinema
Let your humour always be good-humour, in the double sense of the phrase: if it comes from a bad humour, it is almost sure to be bad humour. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers Category: Humor
Everyone has his faults which he continually repeats: neither fear nor shame can cure them. – Jean de La Fontaine Category: Fear
