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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of th

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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If American women would increase their voting turnout by ten percent, I think we would see an end to all of the budget cuts in programs benefiting women and children. – Coretta Scott King

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women are like elephants. I like to look at em, but I wouldnt want to own one. – W. C. Fields

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I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I cant think of a better nation on the planet. – Drew Curtis

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If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses. – Billy Sunday

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Congress has an obligation to protect our countrys natural beauty, embodied in our nations parks, rivers, and breathtaking landscapes. – Dave Reichert

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On both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, Lets date. Everyone knows those arent the same things. – Patti Stanger

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No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. – Proverb

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