Quote by Roseanne Barr
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of th

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Personality
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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I hate women because they always know where things are. – Voltaire

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Women

Thank God were not like America. Everyone wants to look like theyre 20. In Europe we admire grown-up women I think men revere older women. – Francesca Annis

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Women

Women are more skilled than men at making gossip entertaining. – Kate Fox

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Women

Ive been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so its pretty equal. I dont know why that is. Its been the same thing for a while. Its hard for female comedians to stand out. Thats weird. Thats a shame. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Women

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