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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of th

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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