Logo
Quote by Roseanne Barr
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as t

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
mom
Author
Roseanne Barr
Read Quote

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Home
Author
Roseanne Barr
Read Quote

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Anger
Author
Roseanne Barr
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Personality
category

A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. – Sigmund Freud

Category:
Personality

After puberty the personality develops impetuously and all extraneous intervention becomes odious. . . . Now it so happens that parents feel the responsibility towards their children precisely during this second period, when it is too late. – Antonio Gramsci

Category:
Personality

Artistic temperament is the disease that afflicts amateurs. – G. K. Chesterton

Category:
Personality

Who has skill in the art of music is of good temperament and fitted for all things. – Martin Luther

Category:
Personality

Random Quotes

I say there is not more happiness for me than the freedom of my Homeland. – Islom Karimov

Category:
Happiness

The best man is like water.
Water is good; it benefits all things and does not compete with them.
It dwells in lowly places that all disdain.
This is why it is so near to Tao. – Lao-Tzu

Category:
Water

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course — the distance between your ears. – Bobby Jones

Category:
Golf

Whether youre winning or losing, it is important to always be yourself. You cant change because of the circumstances around you. – Cotton Fitzsimmons

Category:
Change