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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as t

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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Who has skill in the art of music is of good temperament and fitted for all things. – Martin Luther

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A persons fate is their own temper. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Artistic temperament is the disease that afflicts amateurs. – G. K. Chesterton

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Personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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