My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr
And I can tell you that history will back up what Im about to say and that is that there is no government run by conservatives, Republicans, put whoever you want there, if you give government the opportunity to spend more money than it has, it will do it. It will do it every time. – Marco Rubio