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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to peop

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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