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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to peop

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have a side gig. I bartended for two months before I was supposed to move to New York and then two months later I got the job as an understudy in Sister Act and havent looked back since. – Patina Miller

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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. – Author Unknown

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College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. – Ruby Wax

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