You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. – Neil Simon
If youre going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someones not being a good friend to you and isnt treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes. – Victoria Justice