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Quote by Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings

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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings

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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and dont care. For me, its really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. – Kesha

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