Quote by Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things – in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. – Jean Dujardin

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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And theres a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because its not CG, theres something funny about it. – Matt Stone

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Even though Im not with their mother, its important for my kids to see adults in a committed and happy relationship. They need to see a strong relationship. You dont have to settle. – Michael Strahan

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My focus is always on the day. What Ive done behind me, I try to have respect for it, and keep an eye on it, and make sure it isnt abused, and obviously be thoughtful about it, because its all real to me. Im basically in every band I ever was in, and the songs, I still mean them all. – Ian MacKaye

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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the readers defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. – William Collins

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Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy. – Ann Coulter

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