Quote by Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

Other quotes by Josh Billings

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings

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There are two kinds of fools: those who cant change their opinions and those who wont. – Josh Billings

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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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A good artist is willing to die many times over. Whats funny is, Ive died so many times. – Billy Corgan

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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

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Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Words are but symbols for the relations of things to one another and to us nowhere do they touch upon absolute truth. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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