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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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No human race is superior no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them. – Elie Wiesel

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