Quote by Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. – Josh Billings

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Its a funny thing – when Im crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! – Emily Giffin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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Love, thieves, and fear, make ghosts. – German Proverb

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With innovation and technology, seems we have forgotten to cherish the true beauty the world has to offer. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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He has spent all his life in letting down empty buckets into empty wells; and he is frittering away his age in trying to draw them up again. – Sydney Smith

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To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People dont deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them. To hell with them! – Louis-Ferdinand Celine

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