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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. – Josh Billings

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Hope
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

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best
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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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God
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Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan

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Im so unprofessional on set its not even funny. – Katharine McPhee

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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This film business, perhaps more so in America than in Europe, has always been about young sexuality. Its not true of theatre, but in America, film audiences are young. Its not an intellectual cinema in America. – Jacqueline Bisset

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