Quote by Will Rogers
Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole govern

Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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War
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Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers

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Arizona
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers

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Government
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The Establishment Clause prohibits government from making adherence to a religion relevant in any way to a persons standing in the political community. – Sandra Day OConnor

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We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, because only those humble enough to admit they are sinners can bring to democracy the tolerance it requires in order to survive. – Jeff Miller

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Government

We need to understand that we as citizens and as a government in any community throughout this country have no more important obligation than to educate those who are going to replace us. – Colin Powell

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Government

The American Dream, coupled with government subsidies of utilities and cheap consumer goods courtesy of slave labour somewhere else, has kept the poor huddled masses from rising up. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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Government

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The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind. – Simon Wiesenthal

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Technology

I define success as being comfortable with yourself and your life. And that is about as good as it gets, really. – Treat Williams

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Success

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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funny

No one knows whether death is really the greatest blessing a man can have, but they fear it is the greatest curse, as if they knew well. – Plato

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Death