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Quote by Will Rogers
Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole govern

Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers

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Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers

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Learning
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Will Rogers
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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funny
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Will Rogers
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers

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Men
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Will Rogers
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The United States is at a critical juncture in time. Our government is riddled with historic debt, and the limited resources of philanthropic and non-profit efforts cannot meet the scale of social challenges we face with necessary force. – Simon Mainwaring

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I was pretty much the governments poster boy for what I had done. – Kevin Mitnick

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The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like the post office, its by making it more like a consumer-driven market. – Mitt Romney

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Criticism in a time of war is essential to the maintenance of any kind of democratic government. – Robert Taft

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Theres my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book. – Howard Aiken

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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. – Charles Darwin

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To be human means to feel inferior. – Alfred Adler

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We do this basically for ourselves. People appreciate it, which is cool, but I think they appreciate that were doing it for ourselves. Were doing it our way, and how people like it is not up to us. We like it. – James Hetfield

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