Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now whats going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? – Will Rogers
President Obamas reckless defense cuts that are hanging over our cloud, hanging over the horizon could put almost 44,000 jobs at stake right here in Pennsylvania. we are not going to let that happen. You know why? Because No. 1, national defense is the first priority of the federal government. – Paul Ryan
Whatever you may think of the proposed mosque and community center, lost in the heat of the debate has been a basic question: Should government attempt to deny private citizens the right to build a house of worship on private property based on their particular religion? – Michael Bloomberg