Quote by Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

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I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered. – Jean Ingelow

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Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable. – C. S. Lewis

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That we must love one God only is a thing so evident that it does not require miracles to prove it. – Blaise Pascal

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Sometimes I do get to places just when Gods ready to have somebody click the shutter. – Ansel Adams

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