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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings

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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. – Josh Billings

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings

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All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. – Plato

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson

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Forsake not God till you find a better master. – Scottish Proverb

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We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God, we barely blossom on earth we fully flower in heaven. – Russell M. Nelson

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