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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. - Marcelene Cox

If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

Other quotes by Marcelene Cox

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent. – Marcelene Cox

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parenting
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Marcelene Cox
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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: theres the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. – Marcelene Cox

Category:
Christmas
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Marcelene Cox
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

Category:
funny

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny

Weve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. Its bizarre, and theyre writing some very funny stuff. – Matt Groening

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funny

I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear

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funny

Random Quotes

I am and always will be a sinner. But thats the beautiful thing about Jesus. Ill always try to be a better person in the eyes of God. But Im not all of a sudden stepping up on a pedestal and saying Im holier than thou, cause Im not! – Billy Ray Cyrus

Category:
God

If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Over the Teacups, 1891

Category:
Health

We had our first earthquake over here recently. That was a bizarre feeling. I just became disoriented and I remember my dad freaking out. Nothing broke or anything. – Ashley Scott

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dad

People always blame the girl she should have said no. A monosyllable, but conventional wisdom has always been that boys cant manage it. – Anna Quindlen

Category:
Wisdom