Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. – Josh Billings