Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben