Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben