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America believes in education: the average professor earns more mo

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Education is the key. But its the kind of education that we teach that is the key. We dont have it. – Edward James Olmos

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