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America believes in education: the average professor earns more mo

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Were failing our children with education, were failing our environment. – Carol Moseley Braun

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The highest education is that which does not merely give us information but makes our life in harmony with all existence. – Rabindranath Tagore

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What will we do in a globalised world? All human beings are equal, so they have the same right to have the same lifestyle-the same social security, jobs, education. – Joschka Fischer

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