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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Morning
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Society
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Fame consists in dying in action and getting your name misspelled on the casualty lists. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Society

The only thing of value I have in this life is my ability to tell a story, whether in print, orating, writing it down or having people acting it out. Thats why Im always hoping society never collapses because the first ones to go will be entertainers. – Kevin Smith

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Society

Ideology… is indispensable in any society if men are to be formed, transformed and equipped to respond to the demands of their conditions of existence. – Louis Althusser

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Society

There are no heroes in most of my stories. I look at our society with a critical eye and find nothing extraordinary in the people I see. – Naguib Mahfouz

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Society

Random Quotes

Imagine believing in the control of inflation by curbing the money supply! That is like deciding to stop your dog fouling the sidewalk by plugging up its rear end. It is highly unlikely to succeed, but if it does it kills the hound. – Michael D. Stephens

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Inflation

You can never be comfortable with your success, youve got to be paranoid youre going to lose it. – Lou Gerstner

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Success

Youre not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. – Humphrey Bogart

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Fame

Its amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but Im a nobody and the people Im writing about are nobodies. – Jessica Cutler

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amazing