Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
Dont think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. – Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
Dont think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben