I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben