I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
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