Quote by Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart!

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. – Helen Keller

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Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it. – George Halas

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It is best to love wisely, no doubt but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all. – William Makepeace Thackeray

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best

A mans sentiments are generally just and right, while it is second selfish thought which makes him trim and adopt some other view. The best reforms are worked out when sentiment operates, as it does in women, with the indignation of righteousness. – Leland Stanford

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Music doesnt lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music. – Jimi Hendrix

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Whenever you are creating beauty around you, you are restoring your own soul. – Alice Walker

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Vegans plant goodwill. – Terri Guillemets, “Pangæa garden,” 1995

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