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Quote by Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart!

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. – Moliere

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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesnt need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. – Henry Ford

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Im married to my best friend! – Miranda Lambert

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I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without realizing it. He lent a friendship, took it from me, sent me another. – Jean Cocteau

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That which today calls itself science gives us more and more information, and indigestible glut of information, and less and less understanding. – Edward Abbey

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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony. – Xun Zi

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I gave em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, Id have done the same thing. – Richard Milhous Nixon

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