Quote by Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart!

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Election Day
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Home
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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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Food
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What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just four essential ingredients: Choose a career you love, give it the best there is in you, seize your opportunities, and be a member of the team. – Benjamin Franklin Fairless

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Only a mediocre person is always at his best. – W. Somerset Maugham

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The best way to turn a womans head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. – Sacha Guitry

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Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. – John Wooden

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The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you. – Liza Minnelli

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I believe our flag is more than just cloth and ink. It is a universally recognized symbol that stands for liberty, and freedom. It is the history of our nation, and its marked by the blood of those who died defending it. – John Thune

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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