Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. – Robin Williams, 1986 Category: Golf
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. – Martha Beckman Category: Golf
A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. – Author Unknown Category: Golf
Communism has decided against God, against Christ, against the Bible, and against all religion. – Billy Graham Category: God
A common misconception is that the costs of health care are cheaper in rural America, when in fact the reality is that they are more expensive and more difficult to access. – Blanche Lincoln Category: Health
