Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. – P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron, 1971

May thy ball lie in green pastures… and not in still waters. – Author Unknown

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. – Author Unknown