Quote by Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers. – Erich Fromm

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The principles of a free constitution are irrecoverably lost, when the legislative power is nominated by the executive. – Edward Gibbon

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Liberty is not the power of doing what we like, but the right to do what we ought. – Lord Acton

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