Quote by Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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There will always be vain, obsessive people who want to own rare and extraordinary things whatever the cost there will always be people for whom owning beautiful, dangerous animals brings a sense of power and magic. – Susan Orlean

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The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while. – Albert Einstein

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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. – Frederick Douglass

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Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs. – Andrew Carnegie

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Education is when you read the fine print experience is what you get when you dont. – Pete Seeger

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If you dont know how to die, dont worry Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you dont bother your head about it. – Michel de Montaigne

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Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science. Particularly physics. – Stephen Hawking

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But these trees are derelicts—throwing out a wisp of foliage here and there, a truce to death, with each returning spring. – Julia Ellen Rogers, “The Big Tree and the Redwood,” The Tree Book: A

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