Quote by Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends. – William Shakespeare

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Money is human happiness in the abstract; and so the man who is no longer capable of enjoying such happiness in the concrete, sets his whole heart on money. – Arthur Schopenhauer, Parerga and Paralipomena, 1851

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I mean, I do think at a certain point youve made enough money. – Barack Obama

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You know, a lot of people are just interested in, in building a company so they can make money and get out. – Arthur Rock

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God is at home, its we who have gone out for a walk. – Meister Eckhart

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