Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Instead of seeing these children for the blessings that they are, we are measuring them only by the standard of whether they will be future deficits or assets for our nations competitive needs. – Jonathan Kozol

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Innovation is this amazing intersection between someones imagination and the reality in which they live. The problem is, many companies dont have great imagination, but their view of reality tells them that its impossible to do what they imagine. – Ron Johnson

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A film is a petrified fountain of thought. – Jean Cocteau

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain

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