Groucho Marx's Quote - Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Quote by Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

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The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thing on this earth that luvs you more than he luvs himself. – Dr. Lauder Lindsay

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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How can a young man keep his way pure? By keeping it according to Thy Word. Thy Word I have treasured in my heart, that I may not sin against Thee. Psalms 119:9-11 – Bible

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