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Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

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A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. – Author Unknown

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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln

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Dogs are miracles with paws. – Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

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