Groucho Marx's Quote - Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. – Thomas Mann

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome

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I will not speak with disrespect of the Republican Party. I always speak with respect of the past. – Woodrow Wilson

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I need to do things on my own, need to be left alone. – Henry Rollins

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Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter… This is it… If you dont get it here, you wont get it anywhere. The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience; heres the place to have the experience. – Joseph Campbell

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Everything can be improved. – C. W. Barron

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