Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are… – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet

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Who loves me will love my dog also. – Proverb

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