Groucho Marx's Quote - Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Quote by Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. – John Holmes

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My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. – Author Unknown

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Education levels the playing field, allowing everyone to compete. – Joyce Meyer

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Sometimes I wish that there were a way to let people know that just because I live in a world without rules, and in a life that is lawless, doesnt mean that it doesnt hurt so bad the morning after. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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