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Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. – Emily Dickinson

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Dogs

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Dogs

A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. – John Holmes

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Dogs

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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Dogs

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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At painful times, when composition is impossible and reading is not enough, grammars and dictionaries are excellent for distraction. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works. – Louise L. Hay

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Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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