Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx