Groucho Marx's Quote - Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel ÄŒapek

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A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. – John Ratzenberger

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