Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. – John Holmes

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