Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. – Jon Winokur

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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs are miracles with paws. – Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

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Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable. – Voltaire

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With my schedule being so crazy, I cant call every day or hang out with my friends like I used to and thats definitely sad. – Jordin Sparks

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