Logo
Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

Category:
Time
Author
Groucho Marx
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Dogs
category

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. – Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

Category:
Dogs

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

Category:
Dogs

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

Category:
Dogs

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. – Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Category:
Dogs

Random Quotes

Teaching kids about health and fitness is important to me. Its about being fit for life. – Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Category:
fitness

Sometimes its a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. – David Byrne

Category:
Love

In England, its a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The relationship with alcohol is a real problem in English football and, in the short term, its much more harmful to a sportsman. It weakens the body, which becomes more susceptible to injury. – Alex Ferguson

Category:
relationship

A mans love, till it has been chastened and fastened by the feeling of duty which marriage brings with it, is instigated mainly by the difficulty of pursuit. – Anthony Trollope

Category:
Marriage