Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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You may drive a dog off the Kings armchair, and it will climb into the preachers pulpit; he views the world unmoved, unembarrassed, unabashed. – Jean De La Bruyere

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