Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.  Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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A woman who is willing to be herself and pursue her own potential runs not so much the risk of loneliness, as the challenge of exposure to more interesting men – and people in general. – Lorraine Hansberry

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The Nautilus was piercing the water with its sharp spur, after having accomplished nearly ten thousand leagues in three months and a half, a distance greater than the great circle of the earth. Where were we going now, and what was reserved for the future? – Jules Verne

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The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible. – Alexander Chase

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