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Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. – Anon.

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The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

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The poet is like the prince of clouds
Who haunts the tempest and laughs at the archer;
Exiled on the ground in the midst of jeers,
His giant wings prevent him from walking. – Charles Baudelaire

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Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. – Author Unknown

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Marriage is wonderful. – Jennifer Aniston

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