Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I dont really think of myself as writing humor. Im simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious. – Richard Russo

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