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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
Author
Groucho Marx
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Mixing humor and politics is something that works. – Bryan Cranston

Category:
Humor

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

Category:
Humor

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and theyre short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. – Sergio Aragones

Category:
Humor

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor. – John Lithgow

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

A question asked in a Surrey school exam went: “Why do cocks crow early every morning?” A twelve-year-old replied: “My dad says they have to make the most of it while the hens are asleep.” – Quoted in the Peterborough Daily Telegraph, 1983

Category:
Marriage

When you throw dirt, you lose ground. – Texan Proverb

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Wise Words

If government knew how, I should like to see it check, not multiply, the population. When it reaches its true law of action, every man that is born will be hailed as essential. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
Population

We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor and serve you. – Mary Kay Ash

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work