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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Books
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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. – George Saintsbury

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Humor

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. – Author Unknown

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Humor

With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor. – Patrick Wilson

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Humor

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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. – Aristotle

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An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. – Benjamin Franklin

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