Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx

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