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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs
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Groucho Marx
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I want to be taken seriously as the type of musician that plays stuff like an electric rake. I mean, how seriously do you take someone like Spike Jones? They take him pretty seriously – a really good musician who made a great contribution in terms of humor, which is part of what I try to do too. – Eugene Chadbourne

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Humor

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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Humor

Ive learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! – Debbie Gibson

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Humor

I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, Yeah, were the Kinks. Celebrate your difference dont be afraid of your sense of humor, or your personality, or who you are. It emboldened me. – Michael Weatherly

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Humor

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Freedom begins as we become conscious of it. – Vernon Howard

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If you wait until the wind and the weather are just right, you will never plant anything and never harvest anything. – Bible

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The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. – Dale Carnegie

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Success

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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funny