Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. – Trey Parker

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I love Sell Out, I think its great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. Its got humor, great songs, irony. – Roger Daltrey

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh. – Fanny Brice

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