Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

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Humor

I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak to go up and down stairs. He was curled up in some pain, but his mind was still sharp and his humor vibrant. – Walter Isaacson

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Humor

Mixing humor and politics is something that works. – Bryan Cranston

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Humor

A rich mans joke is always funny. – Thomas Edward Brown

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Humor

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