Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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