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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. – Edward Albee

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I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. – Nicole Appleton

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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. – Jacob August Riis

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