Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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