Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx

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