Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
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I want to be taken seriously as the type of musician that plays stuff like an electric rake. I mean, how seriously do you take someone like Spike Jones? They take him pretty seriously – a really good musician who made a great contribution in terms of humor, which is part of what I try to do too. – Eugene Chadbourne
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