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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. – Bobby Knight

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Humor

We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to steep ourselves in our heritage. But we do it with a sense of humor. We dont take ourselves too seriously in fashion. – Tommy Hilfiger

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Humor

Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

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Humor

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres. – Carrie Brownstein

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Humor

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Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets. – W. Somerset Maugham

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The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself blue in the face, and youre not going to change each others minds. Its a waste of your time and my time. – Barbara Bush

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Life certainly points it out to you – you can go this way or the other way. You have to decide and its a very strong decision because, would you sleep well knowing that youre living in the best place, but youre letting the place where you should live alone? – Gael Garcia Bernal

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We must take action now, by permitting re-importation, to ensure that health care and prescription drugs remain accessible and affordable for everyone. – Michael K. Simpson

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