Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx