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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Books
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

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Humor

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. – Allen Klein

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Humor

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

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Humor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. – William Howard Taft

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Humor

Random Quotes

The world itself is the will to power – and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power – and nothing else! – Friedrich Nietzsche

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power

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. – J.R.R. Tolkien

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Faith

Studies by Medical Corps psychiatrists of combat fatigue cases… found that fear of killing, rather than fear of being killed, was the most common cause of battle failure, and that fear of failure ran a strong second. – S.L.A. Marshall

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War

I do 280 episodes of TV a year, write 15 recipes for the magazine, and publish an annual book. With all of that, we try to get one weekend a month with Isaboo at our home in the Adirondacks to relax and recharge. – Rachael Ray

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