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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. – Jean De La Bruyere

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. – Eric Sevareid

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