Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over. – Danny McBride

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I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to my rescue, once. I watched Eric evolve before everyones eyes. Maurice loved what he did, so. He treated his character with respect, down to the costuming. – Madeleine Stowe

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I dont have a very quick sense of humor. – Florenz Ziegfeld

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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. – Irvin S. Cobb

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I have always believed that I should have had no difficulty in causing my rights to be respected. – Eli Whitney

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness. – Allen Ginsberg

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