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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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funny
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Groucho Marx
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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Groucho Marx
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge, London Times, 1984 January 3rd

Category:
Humor

Certainly, anyone whom Ive witnessed, who has gone through something horrible and life-changing, has a sense of ironic humor, or an ability to look at the peculiarities of the world and find humor in it. – Christopher Heyerdahl

Category:
Humor

But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and also got across the girls point of view, Ive heard nothing but great things from younger and older females as well. – Jason Biggs

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Humor

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. – Maurice Sendak

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Humor

Random Quotes

Ive worked so hard to eliminate the inner geek from my life. I suddenly realize I have no patience for those people who still have their geeks showing. Now I see why being normal has been so important to me. – Kenny Loggins

Category:
Patience

Everyone should have a moment with Ron Howard in their life to give you faith in our industry. – Sally Kirkland

Category:
Faith

Every time you dont follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness. – Shakti Gawain

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power

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. – Anna Kournikova

Category:
dating