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Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
Author
Groucho Marx
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Groucho Marx
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Humor

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. – Barbet Schroeder

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Humor

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. – Peter Ustinov

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Humor

Random Quotes

I dont need anybody to market or promote me. If people dont want to hear this music, then its not for them. You cannot please everybody. – Lauryn Hill

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Music

Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us. – Leo Tolstoy

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Government

What I do now is all my dads fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason. – Rod Stewart

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dad

Every failure is a step to success. – William Whewell

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Failure