Groucho Marx's Quote - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because theyve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything youll ever see on TV. – Harvey Pekar

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Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didnt have a sense of humor. – Martin Sheen

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Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the clients quality world. – William Glasser

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I dont have a very quick sense of humor. – Florenz Ziegfeld

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