Quote by Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Money
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others. – Dean Koontz

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Humor

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. – Agnes Repplier

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Humor

Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Humor

I think Ive learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesnt hurt either. – Dorothea Benton Frank

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Humor

Random Quotes

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts. – Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw, 1969

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Miscellaneous

The smell of ink is intoxicating to me — others may have wine, but I have poetry. – Terri Guillemets, “Inkdreaming,” 1994

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Poetry

Ive always had a Work hard, play hard attitude to life – I still do – but sometimes you get involved in something that needs a calm, methodical approach. – Damian Lewis

Category:
Attitude

We are brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. – Bible

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Birth