Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. – Author Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. – Author Unknown
Midnight bugs taste best. – Author Unknown
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. – Author Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. – Author Unknown
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. – Hunter Thompson
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. – Author Unknown
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. – Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. – Author Unknown
Work to ride and ride to work. – Author Unknown
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. – Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, Biker Boyz
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. – Author Unknown
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. – Author Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. – Lucinda Williams
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. – Author Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. – Author Unknown
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. – Author Unknown
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! – Author Unknown
