A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash