A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash