A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash