A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash