A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash