A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash