A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley