A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley