A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley