Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash