Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash