Logo
Quote by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

Category:
Chocolate
Author
Ogden Nash
Read Quote

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

Category:
funny
Author
Ogden Nash
Read Quote

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

Category:
Suicide
Author
Ogden Nash
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
parenting
category

Parenting, as an unpaid occupation outside the world of public power, entails lower status, less power, and less control of resources than paid work. – Nancy Chodorow

Category:
parenting

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

Category:
parenting

We never know the love of the parent till we become parents ourselves. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
parenting

Kids are a great analogy. You want your kids to grow up, and you dont want your kids to grow up. You want your kids to become independent of you, but its also a parents worst nightmare: That they wont need you. Its like the real tragedy of parenting. – Jonathan Safran Foer

Category:
parenting

Random Quotes

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about … five minutes. – Anon.

Category:
Computers :: Usenet

The architecture of a story can be a little bit different if its a true story. – Joel Coen

Category:
architecture

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. – George Orwell

Category:
Freedom

More negatives write than call. Its a cheap shot for me to go on the air with the critical letters or E-mail I get because the reaction of the listeners is always an instantaneous expression of sympathy for me and contempt for the poor critic. – John Hall

Category:
Sympathy