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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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Parenting, as an unpaid occupation outside the world of public power, entails lower status, less power, and less control of resources than paid work. – Nancy Chodorow

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Women are individuals in parenting, and why not? – Erica Jong

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We never know the love of the parent till we become parents ourselves. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I dont want to go to PTA meetings. – Stevie Nicks

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