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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash

Category:
Springtime
Author
Ogden Nash
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I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash

Category:
Trees
Author
Ogden Nash
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Other Quotes from
parenting
category

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

Category:
parenting

Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings. – Kelly LeBrock

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parenting

I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up. – Tina Turner

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parenting

Random Quotes

I love to cook comfort food. Ill make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it. – Reese Witherspoon

Category:
Food

Good copy cant be written with tongue in cheek, written just for a living. Youve got to believe in the product. – David Ogilvy

Category:
good

All music is folk music. I aint never heard a horse sing a song. – Louis Armstrong

Category:
Music

People who own property feel a sense of ownership in their future and their society. They study, save, work, strive and vote. And people trapped in a culture of tenancy do not. – Henry Louis Gates

Category:
Future