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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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Ogden Nash
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