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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

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Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings. – Kelly LeBrock

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You must not expect old heads upon young shoulders. – English Proverb

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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they dont want them to become politicians in the process. – John F. Kennedy

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My mom still lives in Denver and some of my brothers are still in the area, so I still have strong ties there. – Terrell Davis

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