Quote by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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The Golden Rule of Parenting is do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you! – Louise Hart

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his childs board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted. – Voltaire

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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they dont want them to become politicians in the process. – John F. Kennedy

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