Quote by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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If you dont want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you wont have to work. – Ogden Nash

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There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says no, then you find yourself a different doctor. There really has to be a change in how we medically look at women at this time. I mean, this is not just baby gloom. – Marie Osmond

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I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real. – Reese Witherspoon

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