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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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I grew up with no money. My kids will grow up with a lot of money and so its really important to me, and it will always be a part of my parenting, to keep them conscientious and connected socially to other people. – Ryan Phillippe

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Let me go to hell, thats all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss. – Samuel Beckett

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We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free. – John Walters

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What lingers from the parents individual past, unresolved or incomplete, often becomes part of her or his irrational parenting. – Virginia Satir

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