Quote by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them someth

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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Happiness
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash

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Let me go to hell, thats all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss. – Samuel Beckett

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Im trying to break any chain of negative parenting that I might have survived. – Eddie Vedder

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The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. – Benjamin Spock

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What lingers from the parents individual past, unresolved or incomplete, often becomes part of her or his irrational parenting. – Virginia Satir

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