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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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Happiness
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Ogden Nash
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash

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Family
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Ogden Nash
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The Golden Rule of Parenting is do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you! – Louise Hart

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No, Ive never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot. – Fiona Apple

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The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter. – Meryl Streep

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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

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I am amazed, not only by the beauty of Rogers game, but also the consistency of his tournament wins. Even more amazing is the fact that he seems to love what he is doing and he handles the pressure so well. Roger is a great champion and ambassador for our sport. – John McEnroe

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Good fame is like fire; when you have kindled you may easily preserve it; but if you extinguish it, you will not easily kindle it again. – Francis Bacon

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People ask me how I keep my figure, and I tell them its because I paint. When youre covered in paint, its quite hard to put food in your mouth! – Jane Seymour

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