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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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New Year
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash

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News
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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

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Suicide
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I grew up with no money. My kids will grow up with a lot of money and so its really important to me, and it will always be a part of my parenting, to keep them conscientious and connected socially to other people. – Ryan Phillippe

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. – Bill Cosby

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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if theyre already asleep. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Im trying to break any chain of negative parenting that I might have survived. – Eddie Vedder

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