Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash