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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

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Hope

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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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