I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller
Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller
Surely a man needs a closed place wherein he may strike root and, like the seed, become. But also he needs the great Milky Way above him and the vast sea spaces, though neither stars nor ocean serve his daily needs. РAntoine de Saint-Exup̩ry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by St