Quote by Dennis Miller
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things Im liberal, except o

Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But… I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success. – Thomas A. Edison

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The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none. – Charles Dickens

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I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way Im singing now is what makes the money. – Elvis Presley

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Prospering just doesnt have to do with money. – Joel Osteen

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