Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs? – Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution
If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say elevator, we say lift they say drapes, we say curtains they say president, we say seriously deranged git. – Alexei Sayle
