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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Trust
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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives. – Marilyn Monroe

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Joys divided are increased. – Josiah Gilbert Holland

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The essence of a government health care system – for people who have never lived under it and dont know – is waiting, waiting, waiting. You wait for everything. You wait for years for operations that are routine in America. – Mark Steyn

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

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