Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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parenting
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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Time
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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life. – Walter Pater

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It does me good to write a letter which is not a response to a demand, a gratuitous letter, so to speak, which has accumulated in me like the waters of a reservoir. – Henry Miller