Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person. – Janeane Garofalo

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funny

Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

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funny

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

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funny

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No blame should attach to telling the truth. But it does, it does. – Anita Brookner

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I have no ambition in this world but one, and that is to be a fireman. The position may, in the eyes of some, appear to be a lowly one; but we who know the work which the fireman has to do believe that his is a noble calling. Our proudest moment is to save lives. – Edward F. Croker

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There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. – Al Gallagher, 1971

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