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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

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The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I do it so it feels real. I guess you could say Ive a call. – Sylvia Plath

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We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. You cannot educate a man wholly out of the superstitious fears which were implanted in his imagination, no matter how utterly his reason may reject them. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872

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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. – Margaret Atwood

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Too great haste to repay an obligation is a kind of ingratitude. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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