Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Sports
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know whats funny about a character… This happens to be a feature of my life generally. – Wallace Shawn

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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. – Wanda Sykes

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Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell

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Go home, find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life. – R. Scott Gemmill & Gil Grant, NCIS: Los Angeles, “Brimstone” (S1, E10, 2009, Het

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Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. – Yiddish Proverb

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