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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Dennis Miller
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

Category:
Sports
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Dennis Miller
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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Dennis Miller
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron

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funny

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal

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funny

Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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funny

Random Quotes

Envy is the tax which all distinction must pay. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Envy / Jealousy

Ive been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care. It works. People dont get sick as much. They dont lose their life savings with a catastrophic illness like cancer or AIDS. – Jello Biafra

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Health

Hunger makes a thief of any man. – Pearl S. Buck, quoted in You Said a Mouthful, edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

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Justice & Law

A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. – Lord Brougham

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Justice & Law