Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

Category:
Money
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

Category:
Business
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

Category:
parenting
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

Category:
funny

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

Category:
funny

I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

Category:
funny

Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. – Harold Ramis

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever I was off making something blow up and filming it, or making a mould of my sisters head using alginating plaster. – J. J. Abrams

Category:
movies

You need imagination in order to imagine a future that doesnt exist. – Azar Nafisi

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Future

I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. – Petra Nemcova

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funny

We can bomb the world to pieces, but we cant bomb it into peace. – Michael Franti

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Peace