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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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parenting
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In my experience, its not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows. – Michael Mandelbaum

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funny

I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz

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funny

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

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funny

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. – Franz Schubert

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War is never economically beneficial except for those in position to profit from war expenditures. – Ron Paul

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I am leaving because I have to fight simultaneously a potential recurrence of cancer the Democratic leadership, a health care bill thats going to destroy this country, my opposition to it and a belief that my party has become what it became – what it campaigned against. – Eric Massa

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Im of the opinion that the technology is in a place where theres really no excuse not to just make your movie. – Dax Shepard

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