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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for. – Donna Tartt

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain

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Put a grain of boldness into everything you do. – Baltasar Gracián, translated from Spanish

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When you run into someone who is disagreeable to others, you may be sure he is uncomfortable with himself; the amount of pain we inflict upon others is directly proportional to the amount we feel within us. – Sydney J. Harris

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Im not a kid anymore. And Im excited for all the amazing things to come. – Paris Hilton

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As far as luxury goes, about the only thing I do is… I go first class all the way. I live on the road, so when Im out there, Im getting the nice hotel suite, Im getting the luxury car, Im eating the good food, and I make sure I take care of myself on the road. – Trish Stratus

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car