Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny
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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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funny

I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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funny

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Never let the other fellow set the agenda. – James Baker

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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans. – P. J. ORourke

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Nobody likes, you know, the ugly parts of politics. – Barbara Bush

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Politics

My political ideas and things like that, even my religion, I try to keep close to me because its a personal thing, and I dont shove it down peoples throats. I dont condemn any artist that wants to do that, like the Baldwins. Thats their choice. But in my world, Im just an entertainer. – Donny Osmond

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Religion