Quote by Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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parenting
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Its funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. Its like being backstage and hoping you dont trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. – Ashley Judd

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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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This Nation has realized significant environmental improvements over the last three decades. – Jerry Costello

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The goal of NIH research is to acquire new knowledge to help prevent, detect, diagnose, and treat disease and disability, from the rarest genetic disorder to the common cold. – Ike Skelton

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It opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper; so cry away. – Charles Dickens

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I think working with Johnny Depp was very intimidating. It was my fault though. I mean hes a total cool nice, nice guy, but I was just so, I dont know, overpowered by his presence. Like hes a very mystic person. Hes older so I never really warmed up around him. I was so stiff. – Franka Potente

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