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I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Trust
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Dennis Miller
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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Business
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Dennis Miller
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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TV is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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Its really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching Daddys Little Girls literally in tears. – Idris Elba

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Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. – Helen Keller

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I think positive. I always think were going to score. Two minutes is a lot of time if you have timeouts and youre throwing every down. You have to make the right decisions. Ive always had great receivers, which helps. Its not just me doing it. – Dan Marino

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A lot of folks believe their best years are behind them. But I want Americans to recognize thats not true. – Mehmet Oz

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What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. – Alain de Botton

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