The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. – Dennis Miller
Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller