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Quote by Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Time
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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Lucky is for laughs, and theres really nothing funny that Im doing on Dexter. I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesnt mean that they are a harmless little bunny. – Colin Hanks

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Theres always something funny about men chasing women. – David Spade

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Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays cant identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isnt yet historical. – Leslie Fiedler

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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. – Peter De Vries, Let Me Count the Ways, 1965

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The big shift in approach on education that we are taking – which is different from what happened before – is that we trust teachers and we trust heads. – Michael Gove

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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. – Albert Einstein

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I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didnt have a chance to be with him very often. – Nancy Sinatra

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