Quote by Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. – Gabrielle Reece

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I think I would say The Kings Speech is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented theres more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending. – Tom Hooper

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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