Groucho Marx's Quote - A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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