Quote by Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. – Logan P. Smith

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My inspiration is art… because without art, we would just be stuck with reality. – Daniel R. Lynch

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There were times when I thought I would never own a car. – Victor Cruz

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