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Quote by Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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good
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Groucho Marx
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I got a lot of support from my parents. Thats the one thing I always appreciated. They didnt tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. – Jim Carrey

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. Its not very funny, but its sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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