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Quote by Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a chi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman

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I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love

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In days of doubt, in days of dreary musings on my countrys fate, you alone are my comfort and support, oh great, powerful, righteous, and free Russian language! – Ivan Turgenev

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Im not a size 0, and Im nowhere close to it. But, I dont want anyone to know what I am so I like to design clothes so you dont know whats going on under there. – Rachel Roy

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Engineering, medicine, business, architecture and painting are concerned not with the necessary but with the contingent – not with how things are but with how they might be – in short, with design. – Herbert Simon

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