Quote by Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules. – Wayne Dyer

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No matter what time it is, wake me, even if its in the middle of a Cabinet meeting. – Ronald Reagan

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The first time that I performed as an actor was the first day on the set of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. – Will Smith

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