Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx