Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I dont think of it as Im going to be with this person forever. Instead, I think of more like, Ill probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then Ill re-evaluate. – Michael Ian Black