Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx