Quote by Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Music
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I dont subscribe to any of that. Its all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the 70s sounds nothing like the stuff from the 80s, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the 90s. Whos to say what is and isnt a certain type of music? – Neil Young

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Music

It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard Heartbreak Hotel I thought, this is it. – Paul McCartney

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Music

Ive studied various schools of thought… I acknowledge that some Muslims consider music prohibited, but Ive found a lot of evidence from the life of the Prophet to show that he allowed certainly, but even encouraged, music at certain times. – Cat Stevens

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Music

Maybe Im genetically more inclined to music – but the music I make is so far removed from Indian classical music. I grew up in Texas! – Norah Jones

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Music

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