Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller Category: funny
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld Category: funny
A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin Category: funny
I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson Category: funny
The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity. – Rollo May Category: Courage
A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness. – Stendhal Category: Happiness
The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Happiness
