Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. – Mark Twain