Food

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun. – George Orwell

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. – Dorothy Day

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order. – Dolly Parton

One should eat to live, not live to eat. – Moliere

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. – Franz Kafka

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts. – W. Somerset Maugham

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. – Sophia Loren

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. – Jonathan Swift

My idea of fast food is a mallard. – Ted Nugent

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. – David Byrne

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before. – Marilyn vos Savant

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. – Robert Redford