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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedbe

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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Mitch Hedberg
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Business
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Food
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Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while hes president? I dont think its a coincidence. – Rush Limbaugh

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Food

I only like food without color, like potatoes, bread, and pasta. – Emma Roberts

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Food

Animals are my friends… and I dont eat my friends. – George Bernard Shaw

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Food

Compassion is a call, a demand of nature, to relieve the unhappy as hunger is a natural call for food. – Joseph Butler

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Ive never been nostalgic, personally or politically – if the past was so great, how come its history? – Julie Burchill

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Everyone related to me in my circle was from church: church friends, church school, church activities. All my friends werent allowed to watch MTV or go to PG-13 movies or listen to the radio, so I didnt really know anything different. Thats how I was raised. – Katy Perry

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movies