Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg
Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg