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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedbe

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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