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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedbe

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Time
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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Food
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The passion of the Italian or the Italian-American population is endless for food and lore and everything about it. – Mario Batali

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Food

The number one mistake is giving pets table scraps. I made the mistake thinking I was showing my dog love by giving her food and treats. You see a tiny 4 oz. piece of cheese, but for a Boston Terrier like mine, thats like one and a half hamburgers. Thats unhealthy. – Alison Sweeney

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Food

I think things like food, the food of the south is sort of the common tie that binds us all, Black and White, the sense memories. Its a very particular part of the country. – Sela Ward

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Food

Id like to be rich. Id like a lot of money to put into my physicals and to buy food for all my friends. – Syd Barrett

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Food

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What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels. – Saint Augustine

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Other men are lenses through which we read our own minds. Each man seeks those of different quality from his own, and such as are good of their kind; that is, he seeks other men, and the rest. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other. – Linda Ellerbee, Move On: Adventures in the Real World

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The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later. – David Miliband

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