Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck