Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck