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Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Food
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I also try to eat as much raw food and clean food as possible. – Kirsty Gallacher

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Food

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Food

Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesnt nourish the body – or the soul. – Suzanne Fields

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Food

It makes me so angry – theres enough food in the world but people are starving. Its all political. – Judith Light

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Food

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