Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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In my travels, I also noticed that kids in Thailand like spicy food, and kids in India love curry. Im hoping to introduce my son, Hudson, to lots of veggies and spices when hes young. I say that before hes started on solid foods, so it could be easier in theory than practice! – Curtis Stone

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Food

I came literally to the table with a wealth of knowledge by simply understanding how food should taste. – Rocco DiSpirito

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Food

I love South American food, and I havent really been down there. I really need a vacation. – Nate Silver

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Food

You know, rural Americans are a special people. Their labor puts food on our table and fuel in our gas tanks. Their service in our military sets a powerful example of leadership, honor and sacrifice. Their spirit of community inspires us all. – Tom Vilsack

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Food

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