Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck