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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
Author
Erma Bombeck
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
Author
Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

If music be the food of love, play on. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Food

I think things like food, the food of the south is sort of the common tie that binds us all, Black and White, the sense memories. Its a very particular part of the country. – Sela Ward

Category:
Food

We are not hungry… Why foist this food upon us? We dont want to be choked. We have enough. – Robert Mugabe

Category:
Food

You know, we dont have any decorative sprigs of rosemary were not placing little matchstick radishes onto an hors doeuvre… The foods gotta taste good. The concepts gotta taste good. – Nadia Giosia

Category:
Food

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You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. – Barbara de Angelis

Category:
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A miracle… my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because its hard, everyone knows its hard. – Gwen Stefani

Category:
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Sometimes I do get to places just when Gods ready to have somebody click the shutter. – Ansel Adams

Category:
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Golf is a spiritual game. Its like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. – Amy Strum Alcott

Category:
Sports :: Golf