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Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Food
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Let us build a 21st-century rural economy of cutting-edge companies and technologies that lead us to energy and food security. Such an investment will revitalize rural America, re-establish our moral leadership on climate security and eliminate our addiction to foreign oil. – Tom Vilsack

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Food

I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. – Rodney Atkins

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Food

Cleaning is my favorite way to relax. I clear things out and get rid of the stuff I dont need. When the food pantry and the refrigerator are organized, I feel less stressed. – Jennifer Morrison

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Food

Shkoff is to eat. Shkiaff is to slap. Like, Gettouttahere Im gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs, or, Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate. – Nadia Giosia

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Food

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Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family. – Clare Boothe Luce

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