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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Food
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We got Martha Stewart legitimizing homemaking for her generation, and then theres this return to being interested in all things home, lifestyle, and food again. I think this generation is less about the frills and more about the flavor of things. – Nadia Giosia

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Food

I dont do yoga. I bite the hella outta my nails. I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I dont exercise. – Lisa Marie Presley

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Food

Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately thats going to increase the quality of the food you make. – Michael Symon

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Food

Agriculture is now a motorized food industry, the same thing in its essence as the production of corpses in the gas chambers and the extermination camps, the same thing as blockades and the reduction of countries to famine, the same thing as the manufacture of hydrogen bombs. – Martin Heidegger

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Food

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