Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Food
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I think theres a lot of work to be done with our societies. My biggest passions are the environment and health. And when I say health I mean the secrets behind health and our food system. – Shailene Woodley

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Food

My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it. – Michael Pollan

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Food

There were green infernos and green terrors, yellow jackets and yellow furies, red torrids and red frenzies. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise”

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Food

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. – Jonathan Swift

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Food

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