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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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Im learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat – organic, free-range food. Its a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation. – Sarah Wayne Callies

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It cast a gloom over the boat, there being no mustard. We ate our beef in silence. – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

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A lot of people think Japanese food is difficult, a lot of work. But you dont have to buy the knife I have. You dont have to train as long as I have. You can do my cooking in your kitchen. – Masaharu Morimoto

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Those other 10 oclock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean? – Emeril Lagasse

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I feel that marrying younger and being quite a young dad helped me with the stability of my career. – Patrick Duffy

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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