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Never order food in excess of your body weight. - Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Food
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If my daughter wants to get into this business, I would support that decision. Shes going to have a hard time not being in it. She loves food and shes around it all the time. – Bobby Flay

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Food

Our budget works to reduce and eliminate the risk of attacks at our ports, rails, in the skies, our food supply and roads by allowing for increases in many of the programs and agencies to help protect these important areas of commerce and travel. – Jim Ryun

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Food

Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is. – Isaac Mizrahi

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Food

When I was 19, I made my first good weeks pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to quit my job at the factory and still pay the rent and buy some food. I freaked. – Billy Joel

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Food

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