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Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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Love
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Food
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and theyre naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where theyre going to be dressed, and theyre going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. – Louis C. K.

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If youre going to America, bring your own food. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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As long as theres pasta and Chinese food in the world, Im okay. – Michael Chang

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I cry out for order and find it only in art. – Helen Hayes

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The value of experience is not in seeing much, but in seeing wisely. – William Osler

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Books are a uniquely portable magic. – Stephen King

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I was just then going through a healthy reaction from the orthodoxy of my youth religion had become for me not so much a possession as an obsession, which I was trying to throw off, and this iconoclastic tale of an imaginary tribe was the result. – Laurence Housman

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