I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen