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Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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When youre out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. – Rachael Ray

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Mans survival, from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture, must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply. – Norman Borlaug

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The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body. – Pat Buchanan

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My philosophy from day one is that I can sleep better at night if I can improve an individuals knowledge about food and wine, and do it on a daily basis. – Emeril Lagasse

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