Quote by Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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Time
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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Food
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When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top, your soul is in that food, and theres something about that that can never be made by a company that has three million employees. – Mario Batali

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Food

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. – Kathy Griffin

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Food

The kitchens a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. Its biology, chemistry, physics. Yes, theres history. Yes, theres artistry. Yes, to all of that. But what happened there, what actually happens to the food is all science. – Alton Brown

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Food

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. – David Byrne

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Food

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