Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry