Dave Barry's Quote - Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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