Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry