Quote by Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

Category:
Dieting
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

Category:
Music
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Category:
Coffee (or Tea)
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

Compassion is a call, a demand of nature, to relieve the unhappy as hunger is a natural call for food. – Joseph Butler

Category:
Food

I was born in the 60s and grew up in the 70s – not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion – all creative skills… all apart from cooking. – Heston Blumenthal

Category:
Food

Im nutty for nutrition. Ive become one of those people who cant stop talking about the connection between food and health. Now that I know how much changing what you eat can transform your life, I cant stop proselytizing. – Robin Quivers

Category:
Food

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

Category:
Food

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We need to stop this New World Order ideology now. First, by being educated and informed about it. – James Dye

Category:
Ideology

Country music has always sort of been country music. – Miranda Lambert

Category:
Music

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers. – Helen Keller

Category:
sad

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted. – James Branch Cabell

Category:
Memory