Quote by Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

Our livelihood is intimately tied to the food we eat, water we drink and places where we recreate. Thats why we have to promote responsibility and conservation when it comes to our natural resources. – Mark Udall

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Food

Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach. – Ivan Pavlov

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Food

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy – and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time. – Alton Brown

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Food

Whats my favourite food? One you order out. – Abigail Breslin

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Food

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