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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. - Joan Rive

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

I remember once I read a book on mental illness and there was a nurse that had gotten sick. Do you know what she died from? From worrying about the mental patients not being able to get their food. She became a mental patient. – Ornette Coleman

Category:
Food

I cant stay away from Chinese food. I really love that stuff. – Shaun White

Category:
Food

There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Food

My husband cooks fancier food for himself than Ive ever cooked on-air. I call him from the road, and hes making champagne-vanilla salmon or black-cherry pork chop. Half of me is feeling unworthy. Not only am I not a chef, Im not a better cook than my own husband! – Rachael Ray

Category:
Food

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When I started my last business, I didnt receive a paycheck for 13 months. The average person cant handle that pressure. – Robert Kiyosaki

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Business

When you think about the day-to-day, positive impact on the lives of U.S. citizens, there is no relationship that we have in the world that is more important than our relationship with Canada. – Paul Cellucci

Category:
positive

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings

Category:
Money

Im not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing it makes you feel like an idiot. – Manuel Puig

Category:
Music