Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers
What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers