Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers
I heard about the project over a year before we began. My American agent said, Oh, you might want to read In Cold Blood because theyre talking about you for Capote, but the scripts with Johnny Depp and Sean Penn at the moment. So, these things take their time to dribble down the food chain. – Toby Jones