Quote by Joan Rivers
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. - Joan Rive

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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I love inventive food, but I want the classic dishes to taste like how I remember them. I get a little bummed out when there is too much fancy stuff going on and it doesnt resemble the original dish at all. – Drew Barrymore

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No matter where Ive been overseas, the food stinks, except in Italy. – Carmen Electra

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Ive realized that Im more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself more. Being thin is about changing the way you think about yourself. Its about saying that you deserve to be healthy. – Valerie Bertinelli

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Food

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor

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