Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
The food in the House of Commons is fairly good. The cafe in Portcullis House is really very high quality, and you also have a choice of eating in the more traditional restaurants, the Churchill Room or the Members Dining Room. I dont often eat in them, though, as Im usually on the run. – Vince Cable
Were adults. Were the ones who should teach the kids whats good to eat. I dont think the government should ever regulate what we eat at home, but were feeding them in school with tax dollars. Quite frankly, if my tax dollars are being spent to feed kids, Id rather feed them better food. – Tom Colicchio