Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers