Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers