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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. - Joan Rive

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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Joan Rivers
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself. – Delia Smith

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Food

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food

Do not allow watching food to replace making food. – Alton Brown

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Food

I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food

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