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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. - Joan Rive

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Food
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I like to eat and I love the diversity of foods. – David Soul

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Food

In New York, Ill walk down the street and someone will say, Nice show, and thats it. If Im at a food festival, its open season. – Tom Colicchio

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Food

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Food

When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself. – Tecumseh

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Food

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I felt that chess… is a science in the form of a game… I consider myself a scientist. I wanted to be treated like a scientist. – Bobby Fischer

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Science

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. – William James

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Change

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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dating

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Christmas