Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen