Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen