Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen