Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
Topographically the country is magnificent — and terrifying. Why terrifying? Because nowhere else in the world is the divorce between man and nature so complete. Nowhere have I encountered such a dull, monotonous fabric of life as here in America. Here boredom reaches its peak. – Henry Miller