Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen