I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. – Brian Tracy
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go. – Michael Jackson
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. – Tallulah Bankhead
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. – E. B. White
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. – Mignon McLaughlin
And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. – Ayrton Senna
I was already on pole, then by half a second and then one second and I just kept going. Suddenly I was nearly two seconds faster than anybody else, including my team mate with the same car. – Ayrton Senna
White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white. – Kim Kardashian
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. – Edward de Bono
If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history. – Bo Bennett
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
