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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
car
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Erma Bombeck
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
car
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Im the one who gets called up about a problem. Im the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. Im the one who gets blamed if the police dont arrive. Im the one they blame if a city truck is broken down. – Richard M. Daley

Category:
car

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into turn one, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment. – Danica Patrick

Category:
car

The thing about New York is you can leave your house without a plan and find the day. You cant do that in Los Angeles. You need to get in your car, all this, you cant just drive around like a lunatic. In New York, you can literally walk outside, and wind up anywhere. – Michael Rapaport

Category:
car

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
car

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Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. – Charles Dickens

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Respect yourself and others will respect you. – Confucius

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Self-Respect

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. – Samuel Johnson

Category:
Broken Hearts

To know ones self is wisdom, but not to know ones neighbors is genius. – Minna Antrim

Category:
Wisdom