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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
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Simply racing a Formula 1 car is an achievement. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. – Jimmy Fallon

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car

A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. – David Mitchell

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car

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, Im sort of screwed. Im going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time. – Ken Jennings

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car

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He who avoids complaint invites happiness. – Abu Bakr

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I wish theyd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things wouldve been straightened out. – Jimi Hendrix

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The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. – Eric Hoffer

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Ive always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, thats the real test. – Robert Fulghum

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