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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
car
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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

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car

I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I dont drive, I wouldnt mind riding a bike… People think that because you become an entertainer you gotta have this rock star thug image. Im an artist, man. Im going to live like an artist. – ASAP Rocky

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car

I dont want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving. – Dale Earnhardt

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car

I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my moms family in the Carolinas. There were chains on the car – it was the late sixties – and we were just singing in the car. Christmas carols. – Tori Amos

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car

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The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. – Theodore Roosevelt

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The fact that food plays such an important part in my films has everything to do with my family. – Martin Scorsese

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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter. – Denis Diderot

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Truth

A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. – Author Unknown

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Business