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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. – David Alan Grier

Category:
car

Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing. – June Singer

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car

Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork other times, like a car accident. – Eric Roberts

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car

We always kept believing in ourselves and our team and the car. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

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The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. – V.S. Pritchett

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A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist. – Sigmund Freud

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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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