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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Ive made movies that cost less than one car chase. – Sam Mendes

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car

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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car

I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon

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car

But I have a driver, so I can return calls while Im in the car. – Donna Shalala

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car

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In this bright future you cant forget your past. – Bob Marley

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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog. – Doug Coupland

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It were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible and there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five. – Thomas Carlyle

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A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity. – George Grenville

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