Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Theres an unseen force which lets birds know when youve just washed your car. – Denis Norden

Category:
car

Im starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche. Ive driven a lot of cars – sedans, trucks and big family vehicles all year long. But theres nothing like a four-wheel-drive Porsche. – Kevin OLeary

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car

I love Lady Antebellum and Miranda Lambert – they write from the heart. But its hard to find a country music lover in L.A. None of my friends really listen to it, and they hate getting in the car with me because I just blast Taylor Swift. – Lucy Hale

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car

I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face. – Lauren Alaina

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car

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Whatever success Ive had, I always like to top it. – Bernie Mac

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Success

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. – Renata Adler

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Style

The flesh endures the storms of the present alone the mind, those of the past and future as well as the present. Gluttony is a lust of the mind. – Thomas Hobbes

Category:
alone

Although I dont have a prescription for what others should do, I know I have been very fortunate and feel a responsibility to give back to society in a very significant way. – Bill Gates

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Society