Erma Bombeck's Quote - Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma B

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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Going to church doesnt make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. – Laurence J. Peter

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