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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Obviously the first sentiment is disappointment that we didnt get the car home and more disappointment that at the time that it stopped the car was in the lead. – John Surtees

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When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my familys car at the drive-in. – Forest Whitaker

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I was a little different. I still say Im a little different, because success to me is not having the most money, or having the biggest car or the biggest house. – Herschel Walker

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The red carpet is kind of a surreal experience. Theres nothing normal about it, so for me the most important thing is to maintain some normality right until the point you get out of the car. – Samantha Barks

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