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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Humor
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Erma Bombeck
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Desserts
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Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike. – James Cagney

Category:
car

I did a twenty foot print and John Cage is involved in that because he was the only person I knew in New York who had a car and who would be willing to do this. – Robert Rauschenberg

Category:
car

I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids, and trying to keep up with the three older ones. I still spend most of my life driving car pools. – Danielle Steel

Category:
car

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

Category:
car

Random Quotes

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away. – English Proverb

Category:
Gambling (Gaming)

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a mans face right after he has learned of his wifes death? – Jessica Savitch

Category:
Death

None of us and none of the Arabs trust Israel. – Bashar al-Assad

Category:
Trust

There are races and then there are races. And without a doubt, the Indy 500 is the race that Ive always wanted to attend. And now, to be driving the Corvette Pace Car… this is going to be unbelievable. – Guy Fieri

Category:
car