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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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James Finch is exactly what Im looking for, as far as getting back into the race car to have fun. – Kurt Busch

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I have a car but its not important. – Eric Cantona

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car

I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless its a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl. – Jean Pigozzi

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car

Everything officers go through in any chase anywhere in the country, but amped up 100 times! Im right in the thick of things in a car going like 80 miles an hour, and doing 360s in the middle of the road. It was a wild ride. – Amy Weber

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car

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Theres only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, Did you get an erection? If the answer is Yes from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic. – W. H. Auden

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Thats why I do this music business thing, its communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up. – Steven Morrissey

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Luckily I dont have to buy shoes anymore, because I design them! Im off tour, so I can dive in and create the shoes that I want for my line. But okay, I did buy a pair of vintage combat boots because they were so beaten up – I had to have them. – Fergie

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I wouldnt say Im a very original thinker, but if I have a good experience with something, Ill want to take it further or adapt it in some way. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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