Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck