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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation. – Ree Drummond

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Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didnt have a place to live, I still didnt have a car, but I had peace. – Sherri Shepherd

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The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my lifes work complete. – Rudolf Diesel

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I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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