Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck