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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. - Erma B

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
design
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
car
category

I never listen to music in the house, I listen to music in the car. – Peter Tork

Category:
car

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P. J. ORourke

Category:
car

Im a car fanatic and each morning I wake up with a smile on my face, whether Im commentating on the Formula One or at Silver Hatch racetrack in Roary the Racing Car. – Murray Walker

Category:
car

Ive always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture. – Ludacris

Category:
car

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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wedding

I wish my parents hadnt made me feel that how I looked was linked to how much they loved me. But I do also see how hard it must be to see your child pile on the pounds and trust theyll find their own way back to a healthy weight. – Arabella Weir

Category:
Trust

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree. – Marian Wright Edelman

Category:
Kindness

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

Category:
Food