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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. – Edward de Bono

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I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. Theyd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and wed think: Oh, please Lord, dont make us go through that. – Paul Reiser

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So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn. – Loretta Swit

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Id kind of like to have a classic old muscle car. I think that would be fun. – Brooke Burke

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Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women. – Gordon B. Hinckley

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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. – Craig Bruce

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When the audience leaves, Id like them to feel positive when they go. – Juice Newton

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