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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it. – Emily Mortimer

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Here is a new car, a new iPhone. We buy. We discard. We buy again. In recent years, weve been doing it faster. – Arlie Russell Hochschild

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Youre pulling 4-5G for a lot of the corners around the lap. We build up lactic acid because there are a lot of vibrations in the car, and you have to have strong legs to hit the brake pedal. We need to be fit to do every lap at 100%. – Jenson Button

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Attitude is everything. – Diane von Furstenberg

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Were we any different? I think not, papa; for I recollect very well that I used to try to peep through the key-hole on Christmas Eve, and was greatly vexed that my good mother always hung a cloth before it. – C.C. Shackford, “Christmas Eve in Germany,” c.1870, from the German

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He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. Thats where hes getting his power from. Hes young and has great elasticity. – Nick Faldo

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There is nothing so stable as change. – Bob Dylan

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