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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland

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The most important loan to pay is your student loan. Its more important than your mortgage, car and credit card payments. You cannot discharge student loan debt in the majority of cases. – Suze Orman

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