Quote by Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I want a Mini-Cooper because its fuel efficient, emissions efficient and all that stuff. Its small and better for the environment. I think that will be my next car. – Christina Ricci

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I dont want to be in my car all day. I love getting up in the morning in Venice and walking my dogs down to the cafe to get my tea, and then perhaps going to a bookstore and sitting and reading, then walking to the beach. – Jessica Chastain

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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker

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Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admirals flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief. – Richard Widmark

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