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Quote by Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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Sunset
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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Drugs
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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Other Quotes from
car
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman

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car

Nobodys ever asked me to pay for a meal before Ive eaten it, Ive never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night. – Wentworth Miller

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car

Should we have background checks, waiting periods? To drive a car you have to pass a test that shows you know how to drive your car safely, you should have to do the same thing with guns. – Michael D. Barnes

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car

Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass. Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and my car went right into the wall. – Richard Petty

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car

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All due respect and trying to be as modest as I can be, I am a dancer. But I dont think I would be on Dancing with the Stars, mainly because I would be too shy. – Al Pacino

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In known history, nobody has had such capacity for altering the universe than the people of the United States of America. And nobody has gone about it in such an aggressive way. – Alan Watts

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History

We live in a time where government is not a leadership thing, its more a business thats out there and running riot, so I guess the people have to go out there and say stuff. – Yahoo Serious

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I was right not to be afraid of any thief but myself, who will end by leaving me nothing. – Katherine Anne Porter

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Self