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Quote by Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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By the time the children go to bed, I am as drained as any mother who has spent her day working, car pooling, building Lego castles and shopping for the precisely correct soccer cleat. – Ayelet Waldman

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, Dont worry about winning: If you win Ill get you ice cream, but if you lose Im going to pout in the car. – Bode Miller

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I promise you a police car on every sidewalk. – Marion Berry

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