I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, youd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel. – Amy Klobuchar