I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen
What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get out one of my old cars. I have a little route I run down in the country, down Nachez Trace Parkway. The loop down through there is just really relaxing, not much traffic. – Alan Jackson
Its not just the kid whos spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, its also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because its more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest. – Richard Hammond
