Quote by Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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The trick at Le Mans is to get the car in the window. Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature, and that means you have to push the car a lot to get it into the window – its about getting everything to work right and getting the car to flow through the corners. – Tom Kristensen

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But I have a driver, so I can return calls while Im in the car. – Donna Shalala

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By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion. – Jessica Savitch

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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. – Eleanor Robson Belmont

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