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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. – Jared Padalecki

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I couldnt find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself. – Ferdinand Porsche

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