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Quote by Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Growing up in the Midwest, people dont drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have the opportunity to buy a more expensive car, it doesnt occur to you because its not what you relate to. – Luke Perry

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I have a car but its not important. – Eric Cantona

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In the end I didnt get a top car any more. I had no toughness left. That was the reality. – Jacky Ickx

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Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admirals flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief. – Richard Widmark

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I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight oclock the next morning I was up writing again. – Abraham Pais

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Nothing so cements and holds together all the parts of a society as faith or credit, which can never be kept up unless men are under some force or necessity of honestly paying what they owe to one another. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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