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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jacks Car, but that didnt last. – Jack Irons

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At root fame is a sham. Im not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need dont you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers. – Nick Mancuso

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There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line? – Timothy Griffin

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I listened to it last night for the first time since we started this project. I went out to my car and put it in and went to an empty parking lot and just listened and read the little pamphlet that came with it. After two or three songs I burst into tears. – Randy Bachman

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Be a lamp, or a lifeboat, or a ladder. Help someone’s soul heal. Walk out of your house like a shepherd. – Rumi

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