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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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If God drives a car, Hed drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. – Doug Coupland

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A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… youre not going anywhere. – Sean Hampton

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car

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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On the average, I dont spend more than 15 minutes in the car – to go to the golf course or the gym. And thats the only time I listen to the radio. – Dweezil Zappa

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Its probably foolish to expect relationships to go on forever and to say that because something only lasts 10 years, its a failure. – James Taylor

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You can t help being a musician because youve grown up with music, yet being one means being compared to your dad and being slated for it. But I really dont have the ambitions of most people going into the industry. – Dhani Harrison

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. – Gerald Barzan

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Thats Anils path. She grows up in Sri Lanka, goes and gets educated abroad, and through fate or chance gets brought back by the Human Rights Commission to investigate war crimes. – Michael Ondaatje

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