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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home. – Amy Winehouse

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We always kept believing in ourselves and our team and the car. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like its hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs. – Tom Waits

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car

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see its not an issue of black and white, its an issue of Lovers and Haters. – Eden Ahbez

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The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder — waif, a nothing, a no man. Have a purpose in life, and, having it, throw such strength of mind and muscle into your work as God has given you. – Thomas Carlyle

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I tend to go for women with common sense. Being down to earth stands out more than looks. – Seann William Scott

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If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth. Mark 9:23 – Bible

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