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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon

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You are going in one second the length of a football field. That means you brain is receiving information from your body what the car is doing physically, bumping, balance, performance. – Emerson Fittipaldi

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When Im in the car and somebody comes on the radio singing the high notes, I try to sing along. – Burton Cummings

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