It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck