Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful – I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard! – Jaime Hernandez

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car

So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever. – David R. Ellis

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car

I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I dont drive, I wouldnt mind riding a bike… People think that because you become an entertainer you gotta have this rock star thug image. Im an artist, man. Im going to live like an artist. – ASAP Rocky

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car

Yes, sir, a patrol car came and took me down to a station where they were trying to develop films, but they hadnt got the facilities to develop colored film. – Abraham Zapruder

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car

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Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart of man go together. – John Ruskin

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