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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car. – David Byrne

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When you put gas in your car you are making a political statement, because you are supporting the empires that control and continue the destruction of some countries. – Javier Bardem

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You always hear the phrase, money doesnt buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But its not really true. I got a new car because the old ones lease expired. – Sergey Brin

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I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car. – Albert Wynn

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With science fiction theres endless possibilities. – Anna Torv

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The American Constitution, one of the few modern political documents drawn up by men who were forced by the sternest circumstances to think out what they really had to face, instead of chopping logic in a university classroom. – George Bernard Shaw

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We must return to nature and natures god. – Luther Burbank

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Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. – Ned Rorem

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