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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Other Quotes from
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Police departments no longer have to pay overtime or divert resources from other projects to find out where an individual goes – all they have to do is place a tracking device on someones car or ask a cell phone company for that individuals location history and the technology does the work for them. – Ron Wyden

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car

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car

Im calling from my car, Im sorry, Im like running around like crazy. – Melissa Joan Hart

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car

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles. – Brock Yates

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car

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I have married thriteen couples. Im about to do a marriage next month. – Sally Kirkland

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Marriage

We are on the precipice of climate system tipping points beyond which there is no redemption. – James Hansen

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Environment

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. Its a great dynamic. – Mike Myers

Category:
Anger

Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born. – Deepak Chopra

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God