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Quote by Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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There were times when I thought I would never own a car. – Victor Cruz

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Id rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldnt happen to know of a rental car place around. – Ryan Stiles

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I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, thats a rural heart. Your car breaks down in the middle of Iowa or somewhere, or Tennessee where Im from, people want to help each other. Given each opportunity, you see how people come together. – Rodney Atkins

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Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still cant drive. – Bud Abbott

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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. – P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

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Yeah, Ive worked with a couple of female directors, now, and I think that theyre amazing. As good or better than guy directors. – Alia Shawkat

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