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It goes without saying that you should never have more children th

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Erma Bombeck
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I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town theres usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea theres six guys waiting for me. – Kevin Pietersen

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car

I had some vague memory of visiting Canberra as a lad, when we came up with my father by car. But when I made the long train journey from Sydney to Canberra and arrived at the little stop, I did wonder slightly whether this really was the national capital. – John Henry Carver

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car

At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics dont service that car well, the customer wont return. – Roger Staubach

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car

We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple theres a shot from the bumper of a car and its going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment. – Joel Coen

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car

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The artist, a traveller on this earth, leaves behind imperishable traces of his being. – Francois Delsarte

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The greatest remedy for anger is delay. – Thomas Paine

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